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Watch the March of the Drunken Lasses

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At some point in everybody’s life, it’s inevitable that they will do something completely embarrassing, humiliating, or potentially detrimental to themselves that could potentially haunt them for the rest of their lives. Statistically, these moments typically happen during an alcohol fueled evening on the town. In a city like Las Vegas, when you mix heavy amounts of alcohol with a group of female partiers, life’s little “uh oh” moments are bound to arise.

If you’re of the male persuasion in Sin City and tend to frequent bars and nightclubs, chances are you’ve witnessed first hand the drunken sloppiness of one of these wild girls. Typically, they’re the first one to hit the bar, the first one to hit the dance floor, and the first one to vomit all over your Gucci shoes. The most humorous part about watching these ladies stumble upon themselves is when you start to realize the complete lack of planning that went into their night. Sure, the group may have been able to put their heads together and make the intelligent decision to pre-arrange for transportation, but when you analyze each girl individually you’ll start to realize how little thought was put into the night’s planning.

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You would think that if you knew ahead of time how drunk you could end up getting, you would preplan a wardrobe that would not make walking a difficult task, but it almost seems like these girls use a ratio like “the higher the blood-alcohol level, the higher the heel” during the dressing process. It also goes without saying that the dress or skirt being worn should come down just far enough to hide their lack of underwear. How some of these girl’s can stand in front of a mirror and think that their choice of wardrobe is anywhere close to a good idea is more mystifying than any of the World’s Wonders, but it does create a good show for those looking for cheap entertainment in Las Vegas.

When the night begins, these ladies seem quite confident in their 10-inch heels. As the evening progresses and these ladies are fed shot after shot from men that want nothing more than to take advantage of the situation, their confidence increases tenfold - and as their confidence increases, their ability to make rational decisions and walk without stumbling all but disappears. If you’ve ever been witness to this spectacle, it almost seems as if this was the desired result of the night - stumbling over and flashing their “bits and pieces” to any guy that shows (or feigns) interest in them.

During your next trip through Sin City, avoid spending a heap of money on a fancy Las Vegas show. Take a half hour of your life to just stand on the Strip and people watch. Eventually, you’re going to catch a glimpse of the best Las Vegas show - the March of the Drunken Lasses.